Mary Sue.
She was a girl who was good at everything, until one day, that all changed. She was on Club Penguin, and some c*nt was blocking the weekly pin. She politely asked him to move, but he said one thing that she would never forget.
"lol, get a memburship, m8"
So Mary Sue rage quit Club Penguin for good. And then she took a kitchen knife, knowing it had never been done before, and killed Mr. and Mrs. Mary Sue. All of a sudden, Slenderman appeared from the shadows. "Mary. I have been watching you. So now, I am making you queen of all Creepypastas." Mary knew she earned this title. Slenderman cleared his throat and continued. "And Jeff told me he thinks you're totally desu kawaii, and that he would totally cut your head off and bang your dead body."
Mary was glad Jeff-Senpai noticed her, so she married Jeff, BEN, Seed Eater, Slenderman, Hoodie, Masky, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, The Observer, Sonic.EXE, Smile Dog, Tails Doll, Optimus Prime, Ninja Jesus, a slice of colby jack cheese, a brick, Mike Pollock, ShadyScourge, Goku, and a partridge in a pear tree. And together, they had a million babies who killed and made lots of blood.
-Fin-
BOO!
lol, you totally jumped at that. admit it.